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Performance Review

by Gross Misconduct

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1.
What’s left what’s left what’s left what’s left what’s left what’s left what’s left what’s left, at the bottom of the compost heap? What’s left what’s left what’s right what’s right what’s right what’s right what’s right what’s right, at the bottom of the garden? And if I should die tonight, throw me on the compost heap And if I should die tonight, well take me down to the bottom of the garden Merino socks will compost easily My selvedge jeans will compost easily My linen work shirt composts easily All my fine fabrics, microplastic free And if I should die tonight, throw me on the compost heap And if I should die tonight, let the worms make mulch of me, wahahaha! Natural skin care composts easily My flesh and bones will compost easily Fertilise organically Disappear biodegradably And if I should die tonight, throw me on the compost heap And if I should die tonight, take me the down the garden and let me rot
2.
Modern Boys 01:47
All the modern boys, wearing workwear for leisure Flock towards the river, in search of pleasure Ring spun cotton shrouds long limbs Please tell me how it feels to win Our alloy bodies rendered in comic sans Hard, strong, rounded and illegible All the modern boys, wearing workwear for leisure Flock towards the river, in search of pleasure Ripstop bags across broad chests My heart’s a tart, your soul’s bereft Our alloy bodies rendered in comic sans Hard, strong, rounded and illegible Hard, strong, rounded, completely illegible Older, jowly, gothic How’d you like me older, jowly, gothic? How’d you like me older?
3.
Capital Ring 02:49
It is dark You’re in a basement The floor is sticky It’s 2005 You shake from all of your caffeinated refills A ploy to make it through the winter alive You have the facts and you have the fiction And yet you can’t seem to decide Tear out your stitches Fight with your enemies Can’t be contained Can’t live without luxury Strike a match Draw it towards you The way you were taught The way you were told You are not dressed for this unseasonable weather Rush to the bus stop, rush to the door You’re emboldened by the new millennium By your lack of care, your lack of joy Tear out your stitches Fight with your enemies Can’t be contained Can’t live without luxury Tear out your stitches And fight with your enemies She can’t be contained Can’t live without luxury She does exactly what she wants
4.
Please Hold 00:58
5.
Leeches 02:44
Leeches, I swim with leeches Their tender mouth parts exsanguinate me slowly, slowly The venomosity of your positivity is draining the life out of me You’re draining the life out of me Leeches, I swim with leeches Their tender mouth parts exsanguinate me slowly, slowly The venomosity of your positivity is draining the life out of me You’re draining the life out of me And dragging me down into the sea (1, 2, 3, 4) Soft, tender, gentle? Try me!
6.
HTTP Internet archive, show me the sins of my youth This website will not love you back HTTP
7.
(Sacked in the morning, I’m getting sacked in the morning) Well I’m sorry that I worked through my lunch break everyday and it was not enough for you And my evenings and weekends, to try and make it through I quit first You’re not gonna fire me you’re not gonna fire me you’re not gonna fire me I quit first When I’m gone I’ll haunt your corporate offices Disrupt your zoom calls Disconnect your internet Send hate mail to your fax machine Eat your pack lunch everyday And spit into your coffee maker I quit first Well I’m sorry that before I left I took all the oat milk from the communal fridge And all the tampons from the gender neutral toilet even though I didn’t fucking need them I quit first You’re not gonna fire me you’re not gonna fire me you’re not gonna fire me I quit first When I’m gone I’ll haunt your corporate offices Disrupt your zoom calls Lead a wild cat strike that makes the headlines over dinner time Eat your pack lunch everyday And spit into your coffee maker I quit first I am not your personal assistant And I am not your technical support I am the Human Resources department’s living nightmare And I quit first When I’m gone I’ll haunt your corporate offices Disrupt your zoom calls Disconnect your internet Send hate mail to your fax machine Eat your pack lunch everyday And spit into your coffee maker When I’m gone I’ll haunt your corporate offices Disrupt your zoom calls Lead a wild cat strike that makes the headlines over dinner time Eat your pack lunch everyday And spit into your coffee maker When I’m gone I’ll haunt your corporate offices Disrupt your zoom calls Disconnect your internet Send hate mail to your fax machine Give me my fucking P45 or you won’t make it out here alive

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The debut EP from Gross Misconduct. Recorded, mixed and mastered by Matt Green (HeadCold Recordings), South London, May 2023.

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released July 26, 2023

The Vocals - E.C.
The Guitar - A.W.
The Bass Guitar - Ay.W.
The Drums - R.M.

Background Vocals on 'Sacked In The Morning' - A.W.
Gang Vocals on 'Sacked In The Morning' - E.C./A.W./Ay.W/R.M.

Recorded and Produced by: Matt Green - HeadCold Recordings

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